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Straight eye.

I know this isn't as egregious as say day glow or NFL-sized shoulder pads, but I really can't wait for the shirt-dress trend to run it's unfortunate course. Quit being so wishy-washy and just pick one! Jeans? Or a dress? It's a simple decision. The shirt-dress is no solution. It's redundant, unflattering and downright silly. It's the fashion equivalent of me pulling a pair of Bermuda shorts over my trousers.

Let's get over this ladies, at the very least so I can get back to checking out your ass.


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aMEN.

when they first came out i thought they were maternity dress things... I couldn't beleive how many pregnant women there suddenly were, and some of them were so young looking!!! I agree, I think it looks 1967 and dumb...

Not that I've ever worn a shirt-dress, but I think the fashion is trying to mimic the Vietnamese Ao Dai, or Long Dress, which is sometimes worn over a long skirt or long flowing pants. Just a guess, though.

He's so right ladies. All of these dresses and other fashions (the horrible cape things from a few years ago) that cover up our assets, so to speak, are just some cruel hoax played upon us by the fashion industry, in conversations like this: "How about gauchos?" "No, no, they'd never fall for that again." "They will and they have! Mwah ah ah!" "I can't believe she just paid $50 for something that makes her ass look bigger than Nebraska! Suckers!"

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