Since I think this deserves a special seasonal shout-out, I'd like to say THANK YOU (in all caps, no less), to a certain, special, occasionally psychotic, pink-haired girl who was kind enough to scratch (another) line off of my life's "to do" list. And, no, it's not the threesome with the busty acrobat (although that's not entirely off the table).

Last Friday, Ms. Tassy Pink allowed yours truly to escort her to an industry party at none other than the Playboy Mansion .

The Mighty Jimbo has, finally, seen the grotto. Oh yes.

As part of her marketing gig, she needed someone to act as her escort, bodyguard, purse bitch, and, when called upon, to tirelessly take photos of her groping scantily clad strippers and nude models.

You can imagine how long it took me to think this over.

There are many more photos than are posted, however, most of them won't pass muster with the censors, namely, my mom, who against all her better instincts, still reads this site religiously.

So Tassy, on this Thanksgiving, thank you. I'm still nursing the hang over, but really, I don't mind at all.