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We have us some fearsome little beasties in our house. For sure.

Although the racquet balls kicked under the couch and the exercise ball chased violently down the hall remain the favorite toys around here, the new tugger is getting a fair bit of use.

Generally the life span of a toy like this I measure in miliseconds. Surprisingly, however, this model seems to hold up.