Chat History

9:48amBeth
my boyfriend is a big moto guy, did i tell you that?

9:48amJim
i have a moto you two can go ride around on
he has to promise not to kill you when lane splitting on pch

9:49amBeth
he's not allowed to lane split if i'm on the back
i've been on a motorcycle for all of 10 minutes
mary used to date a moto guy and his friend was killed lanesplitting in LA

9:52amJim
blah blah blah
i'll tell you what's dangerous!

9:53amBeth
what's dangerous?

9:53amJim
dating a man who plays with laser wielding cyborgs intent on taking over the world!

9:54amBeth
lol

9:54amJim
you just wait until those robots gain consciousness
they won't like slavery very much

9:54amBeth
but all he does is solve math problems!
there's not even a lab where he is this summer

9:54amJim
and when they see the tapes of old robot war episodes on discovery channel they are going to be PISSED

9:55amBeth
lol
http://feeds.engadget.com/~r/weblogsinc/engadget/~3/302037504/
This is what he's doing
that's his group

9:56amJim
MIND READING ROBOTS!
are you insane!
we are all doomed!

9:56amBeth
lol

9:56amJim
you might as well arm the monkeys with missiles!
fuck someone has to stop this man

9:57amBeth
once he went on a promising first date with a girl, everything was going well, until he told her what he was studying
and she told him he was destroying the future

9:57amJim
i'm gonna go tell my mom i love her
it will all be over soon
because of your boyfriend
thanks beth
mind reading cyborg warriors
shit
we wont have anywhere to hide

9:58amBeth
i'm not allowed to reference sarah connor

9:59amJim
MIND READING CYBORGS!
you are not listening to me

9:59amBeth
haha
not really, no

10:00amJim
don't come running when you have a three prong power adapter installed in your ass

9:59amBeth
that's already there, i'm waiting for a data connection