Since March, I have re-imaged the work PC. Twice. And replaced it's disk. And replaced the Mac disk. And the logic board. Twice. Killed one old Blackberry. And dropped a new Blackberry into the harbor. And dropped a Treo off a balcony.

Total number of adverse events: Nine. Overall down time: Nine weeks.

I think God is trying to tell me that I spend too much time online.