Friday, May 03, 2002

Up & running! I felt so vulnerable and alone there without my site.
Jim Parisi

While Todd and I were in Brazil, our lovely hosts asked me to define the word "dominatrix" (please don't ask me how this came up). There's a fun lesson in English. You should try to explain that without getting all red faced. I have new respect for the people who work behind the counter at the Pleasure Chest (don't ask me about that either).
Jim Parisi

Thursday, May 02, 2002

John is debating cutting his hair. He is still sporting the rock star mane popular with moody 1980's glam rock front men that wore tight pants, women's clothing and make up, worshiped their penises and talked endlessly about sex. Wait a minute... To give John credit, and I had better since he is hosting this site, his hair never seems Fabioesque. And it's always been worn more like bodily sculpture than merely personal grooming. He wears his hair as antenea, giraffe nubs, buns, pigtails, ribbon wrapped ponytails, lord only knows what else. I have not seen him attempt a Princess Leia, but he has the locks to pull it off. I think it's time for him to ditch the dreads. Lop off the locks. Embrace change! Let a simple haircut embody all the ways we can control our life and destiny! Besides, chicks will dig it. Me? I don't have to worry about such things. Personally, I would sell a kidney to have his problems.


Jim Parisi

Wednesday, May 01, 2002

A coworker had a serious heart attack this week. He is getting out of the hospital today. He had a close call. But he needs to make some lifestyle changes to keep from having closer calls. There are some advantages to healthy living. The most important one being HEALTHY LIVING.
Jim Parisi

Have you ever noticed that as an airline's service gets worse, their flight attendants get better? It's true. All the bargain basement, blue light special carriers have witty, attractive attendants. Sure they have no first class, no phones, no power outlets, no seating assignments, no business travel perks, no executive lounges, absolutely no leg room for anyone over 4'8", and only tiny packets of two year old honey roasted peanuts, but their flight attendants are all testing their material for An Evening At The Improv at 33K feet. I suppose they figure if they can't keep you amused while your knees are compressed into your ribcage and you are choking on a moldy peanut, you won't ever fly them again, regardless of how cheap the airfare. The premium carriers, they may give you all the frequent flyer perks, but the attendants are just as likely to smack you as serve you. I suppose since they have to deal with all our Platinum Class, million mile club, don't disturb me while my head is buried in a laptop whining, they get tired of putting up with our crap. I'm surprised some of them just don't pour the coffee in our laps.
Jim Parisi

Tuesday, April 30, 2002

Sex, Drugs and Bunny Rabbits
Jim Parisi

Monday, April 29, 2002

Met a lot of fun people in Scottsdale this weekend. I would post some pics to blogger, but I still can't seem to upload the files. I need to work on that. Corina from Sanctuary, send me an email and I'll send you the pics.
Jim Parisi

I have spent the last few days in Scottsdale with my friend Todd and some friends from California. Despite the smog (yes Phoenix has smog) and the endless cookie cutter subdivisions and monstrous minimalls and ubiquitous chain restaurants from a hulking corporate America on steroids, we had a ball. I would consider moving back to AZ - my SoCal income goes a helluva lot further when you can buy a 2000 square foot house in Scottsdale for just over 200K. Of course, then I would have to drive a convertible and shop at Macy's and spend my weekends working on the house and exercise at 24-Hour Fitness and work at IBM. Wait a minute...
Jim Parisi

Sunday, April 28, 2002

Annie are you OK, Are you OK Annie? You've been struck by, you've been hit by, your thirtieth birthday.
I tried to post some nude photos of me for your birthday pleasure, but Blogger is having trouble. I suspect everyone is grateful for that.
Jim Parisi

Below is a note from my brother about how I could hit on my doctor. He cracks me up.
"well you could always ask the doctor if she's an oral surgon
or doctor do you like tube steak with that stethascope
or doctor wanna f***
or doctor i seem to have a problem with my penis can you look at it
or dcotor do u like peanutbutter...good. lets have sex
or doctor do u mind if i call u doctor tomorrow when you're making me breakfast
or how bout just " hi doctor"
try it
- ken"

Jim Parisi

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