Here's a thought: Why do they call it menopause and not menostop?
Jim Parisi
Thursday, September 05, 2002
I'm off to see her again tonight. He says with a big smile. I'm spending the next five days in Vancouver. With my luck it will rain all weekend, and we won't be able to go outside. Of course, that could be viewed as good luck too. I'm sure she's gonna slap me senseless if I keep posting this kind of stuff. But, I have to admit, I'm pretty crazy about her. I do wish she lived closer. As much as I like visiting BC, I wish I could spend more time with her here. She is really enjoying the rock climbing, and with fall comes the best California climbing season. Joshua Tree, High Desert and Bishop all open up and the mountain crags are still crisp and climbable. But with her new work schedule, I won't be able to fly her to SoCal. It's not a problem for me to go to Vancouver, but once the rain arrives, and rest assured, it's on it's way, the BC climbing season ends until June. Anyone know how to rapidly get a Canadian citizen into the US on a more permanent basis? Yeah, I know that way too, but I'm not quite ready to take that leap just yet.
Jim Parisi
Wednesday, September 04, 2002
Whatever happened to honey roasted peanuts? Can you still get them on airplanes? I have been flying American for so many years now that I don't know what you get on other airlines. I know Alaska doesn't have them. Neither does Delta or British Air or any of the rare United flights I have found myself upon. I used to dig those little packets of peanuts. American Air now serves this God-awful snack mix that leaves your breath smelling like fermenting garlic bread. Bleah. What was so bad about the peanuts? Can we bring them back? Just a little packet of honey roasted goodness to ease the tension of a life on the road. Is that too much to ask?
Jim Parisi
I spend hours a week wandering through airports, rental car agencies, hotels, etc. Lots of road warriors are out there with me. And they all wear boring shoes. Their uniforms might vary, but the shoes are the same. There's the ubiquitous techie sales rep with the pleated khakis, brown loafers, and corporate logo golf shirt. His beer belly is proportional to the amount of time he has spent in the job. Always with the requisite cell phone hanging like a six shooter in his belt clip holster. Then there's the traveling executive or lawyerly type. Boring suit. Rumpled shirt. Worn and bloated black briefcase ready to explode from all the papers stuffed inside. And always in boring loafers. If you're in Orange County, there's the Irvine resident/executive in tan dress pants and the "look I'm hip too" button-down, short-sleeve silk shirt with a muted floral pattern. Also wearing boring shoes. I try very hard not to fit into ant of those molds. It's too corporate. Too suburban. Too f***ing square. It's like an announcement that "Hey! I like beige houses and golf on the weekends. I fully intend to get fat and lazy and my last creative thought happened during my sophomore year of college! I'm a Republican, an ex-Frat boy, and enjoy visiting chain restaurants and drinking Light Beer or whatever is popular on my street that week." I don't own pleated khakis. I never, EVER wear any clothing with my corporate logo. I like micro fiber. I like black. I like shirts that don't get tucked into my pants. I don't like ties. My cell phone is always in my pocket. I carry a backpack - not a briefcase. And I hate boring shoes.
Jim Parisi
Monday, September 02, 2002
Told you. I have a new story. Romantic Isolation. Also Titled Attack of the Green Eyed Demon.
Jim Parisi
In a fit of shopping induced stupidity, I bought a $95 bowl on Saturday. A $95 bowl to decorate my coffee table. I had been looking for a new centerpiece since insects killed the house plant that originally resided there, and the fatigue of going store to store to store lowered my normally strong resistance to ridiculous consumerism. I lost the battle and subsequently bought a $95 bowl. After staring at this stupid silver piece of pottery for an hour or so I received the welcome reality check and promptly returned the bowl to the store. A new $6 dollar plant in a new $9 pot decorates my coffee table today. I think it looks better anyway. And I no longer feel like a moron.
Jim Parisi
Sunday, September 01, 2002
Posted some new pics today. I got a new scanner so I'm breaking it in. I am also (believe it or not) working on three new stories. I hope to have at least one done and ready to post this weekend. Cross your fingers.