It's snowing again tonight, and we should be getting slammed on Tuesday.

The irony: I have the condo because I have a good job. But when the snow comes, I really don't want to be working!

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But it begs a question: How are these dudes not dead?

I was in bed by 1AM and asleep by about 1:02.

2011 was fantastic. Five vacations. Three all new passport stamps. And surfing in both the Atlantic and the Pacific.

Happy New Year. Get outside for 2012. Don't let it all pass you by.

You can see all of Panama's photos here.

If you need me, I'll be in the cheap seats on Southwest - but on time!

We spent a week in Panama driving, surfing, driving, hiking, driving, diving, driving, climbing, driving and I think we did some driving too.

More pictures to come, but here's a taste of our brief year-end adventure.

This last photo of a handsome Lord Byron belies his reality as a lunatic. Immediately following this rare moment of calm, he, during our bike ride, stopped his ass in the middle of Ocean Blvd, blocked traffic, interrupted a wedding reception, and took a dump in the very middle of the road.

He's quite a charmer.

"As with every other form of bigotry, I have never been able to figure out homophobia. I will never understand how straight men get so irrationally enraged at the mere presence of a homosexual. When I was an RA in college, we went through diversity training with a guy who represented the gay student union. Several of my colleagues sat in the back of room, arms folded, cursing under their breath. Hell, they offended even me. As this was the first openly gay person I had ever met, I wanted to hear his story. I had a long talk with him after the session. I walked back to the dorm with him in an attempt to understand where this fear, this hatred comes from. And it might come as a shock to those homophobic readers but he didn't even grab my ass. Not once!

Shocking!

Seriously. It's not like gay men have done anything to piss of the straight community. Sure, we aren't too happy about Will and Grace, but we can live with it. They aren't competing for women, so they certainly didn't steal your girlfriend. It's not like these homophobes were getting their asses kicked by the neighborhood gay street gang. Honestly. Have you ever once met a gay bully? No gay terrorists. No masked men are running around cities forcing innocent citizens to redecorate at gun point. Though that's not a bad idea. Most people need all the help they can get. And they aren't out there recruiting like the fucking army.

Don't like getting hit on? Is that it? Come off it, ass face. Women aren't hitting on you either and most of the gay men I know wouldn't come near you if you were touring with the Village People. And if you do get hit on, so what? Women have been putting up with your bullshit pick up lines and unwelcome advances for years. Take some of your own medicine.

Personally, the best pick up line ever directed at me was from a gay man. He asked me, "You're not gay are you?" "No, I'm not", I replied. "Don't worry. The first time, doesn't make you gay." Priceless.

And no, it didn't work.

Someone told me it's because they find the thought of gay sex repulsive.

All right.

To most straight men, gay sex is repulsive. But the smell of green beans makes me want to wretch. I'm not out there shouting insults at farmers.

Against your religion? Believe it's a sin? Read your book again. So is lying, cheating, fornication, and greed. Go direct some of that hatred at your politician and priest first. They are much bigger targets.

I'm told that people hate what they don't understand. Most people don't understand quantum physics, but no one is out there tossing bricks at Stephen Hawking.

I just don't get it. "

I'm still sick as hell, but finally feel like I've turned the corner. I hope this early start to the cold and flu season is all I have to deal with this year, as there's a lot more playing I want to do on that mountain.

Let's all pray for snow!

I wonder if an ancient teenager got busted for tagging.